Battle Quote: “Blitzle is a perfectly respectable name.”

Examples: Oshawott, Patrat, Lillipup

Synopsis: You don’t work for Nintendo. Why should it be your job to name their army of made-up monsters? You’re too busy on your quest to catch them all. Besides, you want to be able to talk shop with your Pokebros without wasting time trying to figure out which particular Pocket Monster everyone is talking about. Then again, maybe you’re just lazy.