Alright, boys and girls. Settle in, and let’s get this thing started. Today’s Ability is all about being tough! It’s all about being manly! It’s all about hairy chests, crummy beer, ice hockey, and katanas! Join me, fellow men! Let us sing a manthem worthy of such a mighty pokémon power! Bring me your Charizards, your Machamps, your huddled Donphan aching to Rollout in the most furious of manners. It… it… it’s useable by only the most adorable freakin’ monsters available in the game. It fills me with a feeling of pure demasculinization to announce that this is Ability of the Week: Friend Guard!