On the Road to Old Mexico

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I come to you with some bad news. I am currently on a Spring Break trip to good old Old Mexico. And for this reason, there won't be a Thursday article from me today or next week. 

Now, I know what you're thinking. "Jeez, this David guy couldn't dependably write a weekly article to save his freaking life." And you're probably pretty right in saying that. But anyway, I'll totally, definitely, DEFINITELY be back to write a column every week starting next next Thursday. Hopefully this trip will give me some kind of experience that will be somehow useful in bringing you less crappy writing, but I wouldn't bet on it.

If you're going on a Spring Break vacation as well, be careful and have fun. I'll be back to grace your brain and eye-holes with my writing in a few weeks.